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PICKUP LINES!!

Well if you are like me, a computer geek who spends most of his time in front of a computer on the net, you'll find this section particularly useful.  This is where all of us lamers can come to get some smooth lines to use on all the babes that we meet in online chat rooms  :o)  I've heard rumors that some of these even work in real life, but I have yet to test these.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going....

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves Ahead, Yield?